Dear Diary, Dentist Gloves Taste like Strawberries

Dear Diary,
I went to the dentist for the first time today! After breakfast Mr. Dimmelkanops said he'd made an appointment to get my teeth checked! The dentist office was beige and uncomfortable chairs lined the waiting room, along with magazines. But after a few moments of waiting, this pretty brunette lady opened the door and called my name! I followed her to this back room where they had these weird chairs that I had to lay all the way back on with this bright light shining in my face. Then the pretty brunette nurse asked me what flavor toothpaste I wanted: grape, cherry, bubblegum, or mint. I was so overwhelmed that I chose mint because that is the flavor of my toothpaste at home. But chimney crickets i wish i had gotten bubblegum!

After the lady cleaned out my teeth this skinny bald man came over and slapped on some latex gloves before sticking his fingers in my mouth. Then he started asking me about school and did my summer go. Luckily his hand was in my mouth so I couldn't answer, because I sure don't know what I would've told him.

After a few minutes the dentist says, "You have three cavities--I'm gonna go ahead a fill them." Well I said okay cause ya know I figured he was a doctor and all and doctors are usually real good at whatever they do. But om my gosh, Diary, he turned my feelin off--said he was numbin my mouth but I think he used to much of it cause it's been three hours and I can't feel my face! Anyways, when you have to get your cavities filled they put this thing on your face with the air coming out of it. The dentist said it was laughin gas but I know the truth. It was a pig nose so that they can laugh at me lookin like a pig and I wasn't able to know the difference cause I was laughin too.

After I got my cavaties filled I got to pick out a toy from a toy chest. I felt silly, me bein fifteen and all. But I got this cute little ring that I'm wearing on my pinky finger right now. I have to wear it on that finger cause the ring is really small.

I've been workin really hard on learnin to read, not only can I now spell my name but I can read a whole chapter book, the kind for level three when your first learning to read. Sister Kate, who really is Sister Kathryn's sister, said I was doin so well that next week she's movin me up to second grade! I am probably the smartest, tallest, and certainly the only whore in my class.

I guess this place isn't so bad. Ouch! I just bit my tongue, but oh I guess that means the Doctor didn't screw up after all! Yay, my tongue my tongue! I'm gonna go look in the mirror and see if i'm bleedin.

So Long,
Bellaray Dave